Some Bad Bird Turd

I spend a lot of time in traffic because Los Angeles is a mismanaged hellscape. Which means that I'm often slogging along in my car going about 15mph and then a motorcycle will come shooting past between lanes at like 90mph. No warning, no concern for the danger. And I just thought one day, what would happen if a bird just took a crap and plastered one of these guys. I assume it'd be like getting hit with a paintball gun or something like that and possibly very dangerous. But also I think a bit satisfying too for us commuters.

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